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Monday, February 25, 2013

Book excerpt: Cole Bay Band


Her stomach churned as they drew closer to The Tarmac. Even though it was only 7:30, the bar seemed to be near capacity. They rolled the equipment onto the large stage unnoticed at first, but as they began to assemble the gear, the crowd took heed and began to whistle and chant. Lori saw an artist painting women’s breasts with a brush to make them look like swimsuit tops or large, colorful tattoos. The ladies were lined up in anticipation, all sans-top and eager for their own turn. Husbands and boyfriends watched from the bar and welcomed them back to pose for photos in groups.
“Thinking about changing your outfit?” Jimmy asked, tilting his head in their direction.
“In your dreams,” Lori replied. She wondered if Jimmy could see she was shaking and was trying to lighten her mood.
By the time setup was completed, the crowd was getting riled and anxious. “Go, Go, Go!” they chanted in unison as the band placed their instruments on stands. Jimmy went to the bar to get the lowdown on this group; he had been told Wednesdays were generally quiet here. He called a quick meeting in a corner of the stage.
“These people are all together for the most part,” he explained. “They’re called the CBL club.”
Junior nodded. “Cupecoy Beach Lovers. Their group gets larger every year. They come for two or three weeks and only go to Cupecoy…and here.”
“Well they took me by surprise,” Jimmy continued. “So I’m afraid I’m going to have to call the first set. Cici, you can access the tracks quickly, right?”
“Oh yes,” she assured him. “They are all on one screen.”
“What about you?” he said, addressing Lori, “Still dependent on those notes?”
“I can flip to them fast enough if I need to.” Lori’s heart was sinking and her stomach was doing the Macarena. She thought about running to the bar for a quick shot to calm her nerves but was pretty sure it would come right back up and out. Now her entire body was shaking as she opened her guitar case.
The monitors were much larger than the ones used in rehearsal, and Jimmy and Junior quickly repositioned them so the girl’s dance moves would not be partially hidden. Lori squinted as the semi-darkened stage suddenly became ablaze with spotlights high above her head. She felt like a deer, frozen on railroad tracks staring at an oncoming train.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
The crowd at the bar was continuing to chant for them to start. Jimmy eyed his watch and made a decision.
“We need to get up and running ASAP,” he shouted over the growing din. “We’re doing the first set on the fly. I wasn’t expecting many people on a Wednesday.”
Lori placed her amp on a stand and positioned the two effect pedals behind her mic stand. Fighting the urge to throw up, she did her best to avert her gaze from guys approaching to ask her questions and their topless wives slowly breaking from the bar to follow them. She ducked away and went back for her acoustic guitar still in its case.
“Leave it! You won’t need it this set!” Jimmy yelled from center-stage. She looked over and saw he was ready to go: guitar on, amp light glowing, pedals placed. Her head was starting to spin. She dropped to her knees and placed both hands on the case to steady herself. Jimmy motioned his head towards Sam, who grabbed Lori’s electric guitar and brought it over to her.
“Pray later,” she said. “It’s show time, baby!”
Pretty Young Thing! PYT!” Jimmy shouted, turning his head as he spoke to cover everyone like an errant garden hose. Anxiety was pushing the air from Lori’s chest and she fought to bring it back in. She strapped on the guitar, plugged it in, and ran forward to drop her binder of notes where she could see them.
“I have to tune up!” she said, turning her head to the side in the hopes Jimmy would hear her.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
“Do it during the first verse!” Jimmy yelled back at her. He looked quickly to his left, where Sam was at the ready, and raised a hand in the air; confident Junior and Cici were also prepared to start.click to order Cole Bay Band